tescosfinest:

how many followers do you need before someone randomly draws you

rlmjob:

you dont need drugs to have a good time

iseeavoice:

People saying “you only blog for attention” like alright you got me but what the frick are you blogging for? the great starting salary and dental plan?? ? ?

foodtrucker:

I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen

allcreatures:

Picture: /Peter Hausner Hansen/Solent (via Pictures of the day: 14 June 2013 - Telegraph)

howswally:

The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.

thinkiwannaharrylou:

you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming

yeah cause they are

oh cry me a river

if i did you’d pollute it

YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL

ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET

DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW

I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK

elliegalaxies:

a girl in my year just put this on facebook

‘whoever likes it thinks you’re lying’

SHE HAS A BABY

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